on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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