And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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