Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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