yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I still have a little drunk in my system
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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