Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
