u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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