theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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