Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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