But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Did I show you my penis last night?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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