Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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