I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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