so explain again why im purple
no
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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