she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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