How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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