We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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