Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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