If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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