Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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