Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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