real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think your dad took our porno
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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