i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Randomize
