let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Randomize
