Im at strip club and am horny
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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