The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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