Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We talked him into tasing himself.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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