Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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