Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I want a musical about memes.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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