how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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