the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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