so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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