I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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