She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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