You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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