i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
We had sex on a dog bed..
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
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