did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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