Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
she woke up with a sticky ear
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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