oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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