He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
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