I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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