a queef is a wish your heart makes.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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