I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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