Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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