I'm gonna have a badass scar
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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