God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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