glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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