Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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