The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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