we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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