I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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