this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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