lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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