This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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