Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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