my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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